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Review: Lay the Favorite

I've acquired a love for non-fiction and biography that I never had as a younger man. After many years of reading mass market science fiction and fantasy I've gotten burned out on that sort of book, and in broadening my horizons I've discovered a love for books like "Lay the Favorite" by Beth Raymer. No one could be more surprised than me, but I like reading non-fiction. It allows me the vicarious thrill of seeing a crazy and downright dangerous life without having to have one. I'm like most boring people, I secretly crave a life of adventure, but what I want is all the wild highs without any of the devastating lows that come with adventurous lives.

If even half of what Beth Raymer describes in her book is true, this is a woman who has had a very interesting life. The book is as much about the author herself as it is about the world of bookies and professional gamblers. Thankfully, she doesn't get too detailed about the way the business of professional gambling works. Instead, this book is about about the characters who inhabit that world. Men who might be millionaires one month, and flat broke the next. Socially inept math prodigies who discover at an early age that gambling will bring in more money and, in a strange way, respect, than working as accountants or bankers. These are men who make more money in a single month than some of us will make in our entire lives, and earn most of that money under the table. They have no idea how much money they have, but instead live on a river of cash that constantly flows through their hands until horrific shattering moments when they cannot cover their bets and zero out all at once.

Much of the book is about the author's relationship with Dink, a professional sports gambler from Las Vegas, and Bernard, another sports gambler from New York who eventually sets up an off shore gambling site in Costa Rica. However, there's more than just this. A lot more. The book covers the author's complicated love life, her short career as an amateur boxer, her time working for another gambler at an off shore sports gambling site, and her own rather colorful childhood with a father who was a compulsive gambler. And she manages to do it in a book that is short and tightly edited. At a little over two-hundred pages I was able to finish the book in just a few evenings.

Is everything in this book true? The book does have the ring of truth to it. I've known a few people in the "cash economies" over the years, but I've stayed well away from having as interesting a life as Beth Raymer has. I've had a brief peek into those worlds, and seen the same situations and characters as she has; if however briefly. Have I met people with lives as wild and screwed up as hers? Oh yes indeed I have, so the situations and characters in her book do ring true. If she's making stuff up, she's a hell of a story teller.

There is a Douglas Heimowitz in Las Vegas, so following up to find out if he's a professional gambler called Dink isn't too difficult. Fact checking a number of other things in this book, such as Raymer's brief boxing career, turns up nothing but truth.

Is the book worth it? Yes indeed it is. I got it as a library book, and I'm well tempted to buy it so I can own it and reread it whenever I want. Clearly, I'm not the only person who thinks so, because it's in production to be turned into a movie. However, no movie will be able to capture the full breadth of what happens in this book. Maybe an HBO series might be able to, but not a movie. Since the movie's producers have cast Bruce Willis in the role of the 375 pound, Jewish, and socially inept Dink I'm going to assume that the movie is going to be terrible. When the movie does come out, don't hold it against the book.

 

Review: The Zombie Feed Vol 1

Mostly, I read non-fiction these days, but I do try to keep up with fiction, and SF&F especially. However, the current craze for zombie fiction has passed me by. No great fan of horror fiction I, but I did get "The Zombie Feed Vol. 1" for free at Wiscon. Being what I am, a compulsive reader, I had to at least give the book a try. I couldn't argue with the price, and I like 'discovering' new writers as much as the next fandom snob. Collections of short fiction are nice, because I never feel compelled to read until some god-awful hour of the morning because a good book has grabbed me and won't let go. Better still, if you don't happen to like a story, you can skip it and move on to the next one. The editing done by Jason Sizemore is competent. I'm no grammar and spelling fiend, but I do notice when the editing on a book or story is poor, or just not done at all. I was never once knocked out of a story from this collection because some spelling mistake or typo drove me to a crashing halt.

The book has a total of seventeen stories, but it has no introduction. I like a well written introduction by the editor or guest author, so this was a mild disappointment.

I like that The Zombie Feed has no "big names," or rather there are no HUGE names. All of the authors are previously published authors to be sure, and some have some books to their name, but I get the impression that most of them have to hold down a day job, or live off the kindness of a spouse to get the bills paid. None of the stories are parts of larger universes. There is nothing like a Jim Butcher Dresden Zombie or Simon Green Nightside story in here. All of the stories stand on their own, and if they're part of some larger series then it's invisible to me. It's not that I wouldn't mind seeing Simon Green do a zombie story in his Nightside setting, but I like things that are fresh and new as much as the old reliable settings.

The collection is a mixed bag of different styles and types, and each story stands alone. These aren't stories set in a shared universe. I would even argue that one of the stories, "The Last Generation" by Joe Nazare isn't even a zombie story. The characters are only zombies in the sense that they don't live, sort of. It's not a bad story, but not at all a tale of corpses lurching around hungering for the flesh of the living. Still, it's a nice break from a series of stories about lurching corpses.

In any short story collection each reader is going to like different stories from each other reader. Myself, I didn't especially enjoy the first few stories, because there are social and political messages mixed into those tales that are stated a little too bluntly. If I open a book called the zombie feed I don't want to be bludgeoned over the head by a message about the gap between the rich and poor. I read non-fiction books and articles about business and economics as much as anything else, so I don't need to read about those subjects when I'm reading stories about flesh eating zombies.

Most of the tales do obey the unwritten rules of zombie fiction. They have corpses that walk and hunger for the flesh of the living. The story that I liked best, "Rabid Raccoons" by Kristin Dearborn, doesn't even have zombie humans, it has undead raccoons, and is as creepy and well executed a story as I've read in a long time. Most of the other stories are solid fiction with variations on the normal themes. Survivors turning on each other, and different survival scenarios. The most novel and interesting of these last being "Lifeboat" by Simon McCaffery. Once you see how a Cruise ship turns into a haven against the udead it totally makes sense. Of all the stories, it seemed like the one that most needed to be done as a book rather than a story. I think it fell apart towards the end as the author tried to get it under a certain word count. It was too big and complex to be crammed into anything less than a novella, but it was good read.

There are lot of other good stories in the collection. In addition to Kristin Dearborn's "Rabid Raccoons" there's also "The Fare" by Lucien Soulban, which is an excellent character driven story about loss and grief that just happens to be set in a zombie apocalypse. All of the stories are at least good and readable, though I admit I did have some trouble with "Cold Comfort" by Nathaniel Tapley. The failure there is probably mine.

The book itself is a largish paperback, which I dislike. I want my books to be in the standard format in terms of size and shape, and the cover art is not great. It's something that looks like the work of an artist at the very start of their career. Apologies to the artist, Michael Bielaczyc, but a cover sells a book, and one of the biggest hits against this book is the cover art. In addition, for this odd size and odd format you pay a premium. The smaller mass market paperback format costs about $8 retail, and retail on the physically larger Zombie Feed is $16. However, there is a Kindle edition of the book from Amazon for $3, and you can get the physical book from Amazon for $11.50 plus shipping.

So the million dollar, or rather sixteen dollar, or three dollar, question is, is it worth the cost? Well, if you're not a fan of the genre, then no, it's not worth the cost of the paperback. It's good enough that it's worth the Kindle edition cost if you've already got a Kindle anyway. For the hard core zombie fiction fan it's worth the cost. There's some good stuff in there, and some fun and unique takes on the zombie story.

 

Maker Space - Sector 67

I have just discovered a new geeky past time, which is bad in the sense that it takes away precious time from other things that I already don't have time for, but good in the sense that it makes me keep flexible; keeps the brain going.

Last year a hacker-space called Sector 67 opened up here in Madison, WI. I was vaguely aware of the maker movement, so I decided to drop in to have a look. Then I took an Arduino class because that seemed neat, and then I spent a Friday night with the space's regulars playing a head to head first person shooter in their computer lab. Then I showed up to one of the Tuesday meetings, and it occurred to me that this was the top of a slippery slope that I knew well. The peril of being a geek, nerd, or whatever label you like is the pursuit of the novel. Interesting new challenges are irresistible, which I suppose is why they say the geeks are inheriting the Earth. As technology advances ever more quickly, only those who not only crave but thrive on new intellectual challenges will do well.

If you live near a hackerspace, and you consider yourself any sort of geek, I urge you to give it a look. Not just for the opportunity to take classes and learn new things, but for the community, which many geeks have a problem with. For many of us, our pursuits are solitary. For example, getting Geek's Delight set up and running my own Joomla server at home involved many hours at night holed up by myself. Even now, I write this article in my office at home by myself. I paint miniatures by myself at home. I read science fiction and fantasy at home, by myself, and so on.

However, as much as some of us might try to deny it, we geeks are human, and humans need the company of other humans. Not just that, but we need to spend time with all sorts of different kinds of human. If you're a sci-fi geek and you only spend time with the same groups of people at the same cons year in and year out, it is my opinion that you are denying yourself a major element of what it is to be human. It is human contact and new experience that make us happy, and one of the perils of life in modern America is that we get so little of that contact.

The make movement also takes a different tack from what I'm used to seeing in technology geeks. Most of us can't resist the shiny, and if something is broken, or even a bit inconvenient, we can use that as a pretext to trash the old thing and buy the new shiny. The fundamental belief of people in the Maker movement is that if you want to own a thing then you have to be able to fix it, or build it, yourself. Rather than tossing out the old MP3 player because the headphone jack is busted, the maker will get out the soldering iron and fix the broken contacts. Or build a new MP3 player using Arduino kits.

Being a frugal sort, I won't buy $30 of tools to fix a $10 MP3 player, but the general philosophy appeals to me. It is inevitable that as I spend more time swinging by the hackerspace I'll get to work on super high power lights for my bicycle. That is one of those situations where build it yourself is cheaper than buying new.

 

Scam targeting PC Techs

I do freelance PC tech work. Whenever I can, I pull out the collection of software tools on a USB thumb drive and fix computers for money. As a stay at home father of twins I haven't had the opportunity to work full time in the last several years without having to pay money out of pocket to do so. However, with the kids in school during the day, and since my resume has gone back up on Monster.com I've had contract jobs. It's good to know I can still do the work.

Recently, another job landed in my email in box, and though it was damn near illiterate I figured that an illiterate's money was as good as anyone else's. The email was asking how much I'd charge to fix several virus infected laptops, and upgrade them from Vista to Windows 7. Pretty standard stuff, even if there was something a little off about this potential client. I threw the standard $50 an hour with two hour minimum charge rate at them, and estimated the job at a little under an hour per laptop, because of possible driver issues, which laptops almost always have with OS upgrades.

Then I got the job offer email again. The exact same email. As if it were being sent by a spambot.

Then I got a response to my initial offer, and here's where the warning bells really went off. I was to take delivery of the laptops by mail, and I would also get a cashier's check for my fee, plus the shipping charge. When I was done, I was to use Western Union to send the shipping charge I was given by cashier's check to the customer's preferred shipper. The moment I saw the words "cashier's check" and "Western Union" I knew it was a scam. The strange thing about it was that I was getting several laptops as part of the scam. How does that work?

Well, it turns out that this is a variation on a scam that usually targets artists and other service providers. The cashier's check is fake, or is paid for with a stolen credit card number. I'm only guessing here, but I assume that the laptops are bought off eBay on the cheap, or are also purchased with stolen credit card information.

So you get a cashier's check for $1700. $300 for the laptop repair, and $1400 for the "preferred shipper," who is actually the scammer himself. Then some time after the fact the banks get their stuff together and figure out that your $1700 cashiers check is bogus, and yank the money out of your account. The scammer turns a few stolen credit cards into $1400 cash, and you're left holding the bag, and quite probably, several hot laptops.

When you're doing anything online the general rule of thumb is to never trust Western Union. There is a reason Craigslist puts a bit flashing warning sign about Western Union on all their pages.

It's not just buyer beware out there, it's also seller beware!